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BIOGRAPHy

Alonzo Bodden

An international headliner Alonzo has performed comedy worldwide including Just For Laughs in Montreal Kilkenny Ireland Comedy fest Sydney Australia Brighton Beach in the UK and he’s entertained the troops everywhere from Iraq to Greenland. His one-hour comedy special “Who’s Paying Attention?” premiered on Showtime to rave reviews. Introduced to America on NBC’s Last Comic Standing Alonzo Bodden was runner up on Season 2 and came back to win it all on Last Comic Standing Season 3 “The Best of the Best.” Since then he’s been a regular on the Tonight Show  and a favorite guest on Adam Corolla’s radio show and podcast. While his movie career has consisted mainly of playing security guards he’s protected the best. Steve Martin and Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House and Leslie Nielsen in Scary Movie 4. He’s hosted 101 Cars You must Drive on Speed Channel and America’s Worst Driver on The Travel Channel and the ITV show Inside the Vault.

Career Path

2003Competed as runner-up on season 2 of NBC's 'Last Comic Standing.'
2004Won season 3 of NBC's 'Last Comic Standing,' launching his national profile.
2005Released debut hour-long comedy special 'Tall, Dark and Funny.'
2010Became a recurring panelist on NPR's quiz show 'Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!'
2016Issued comedy special 'Historically Incorrect,' exploring historical misconceptions through a comedic lens.
2019Premiered fourth full-length special 'Heavy Lightweight' exclusively on Amazon Prime Video.
2022Recorded fifth special 'Stupid Don't Get Tired,' filmed live at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia.
2024Guest-starred in five episodes of the CBS comedy series 'Ghosts.'
2025Continued nationwide stand-up tour with dates across the United States.
2026Returned to host Just for Laughs Bermuda for the sixteenth time.

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