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Ted Alexandro

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Ted Alexandro

A native New Yorker, Ted Alexandro has appeared on David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Comedy Central and Dr. Katz. He’d had two Half Hour Specials on Comedy Central. Ted began as a music teacher in NYC elementary schools, which he talks about in his stand up.  Now three decades into his comedy career, Ted is married with two toddlers – still using kids for comedic fodder, but but now they’re his own. Ted has Five Comedy Specials/Albums available to stream. Hi mist recent special “CUT/UP” is free on Youtube. Ted currently tours with Jim Gaffigan. Don’t miss the chance to see this master of the craft in action!

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Berks County, PA
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Washington, DC
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Toms River, NJ
“What a show! All the acts you sent us for our firehouse comedy night were great. We also made over $4000 profit on the show which will go toward improving and maintaining our firehouse and improving our equipment. We will be calling you in the very near future to set up next year’s show.”
Frank M.
Hauppauge, NY
“I’ve been hosting our golf outing for over 20 years. We’ve had some great comics over the years. Last night was a special evening with Tom Cotter. He had the audience railing. It was an outstanding success. He’s the real deal!”
Kelly P.
Topeka, KS
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Belle Haven Country Club
Alexandria, VA
“Thanks again for a job well done last Friday night. Our Entertainment Committee meets tonight, and the ‘Czar’ has already let me know that he wants to schedule another comedy night at our counry club for next year!”
Michael K.
St. Louis, MO
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Corey H.
Palm Springs, CA
“We loved your show at our corporate meeting and sales conference in Palm Desert. It was a gut busting performance that I won’t soon forget. I literally thought the guy next to me had wet himself; he couldn’t catch his breath for 5 minutes!”
Jessica B.
Princeton, NJ
“Thank you for sending comedian Dan Naturman to perform at our agent appreciation party. He went the extra mile to personalize his jokes which made the show even more special. Thank you for coordinating his appearance as well. You are both true pros!”

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