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BIOGRAPHy

Patty Ross is one of the most sought after personalities on the national comedy scene. Patty’s unique persona and bigger-than-life stage presence has attracted the attention of audiences, corporations and entertainment industry people across the country. Her charming sarcastic wit and no-holds-barred prospective on life’s every day problems are components of a tough but lovable, character that is winning people over with every performance. The American Comedy Awards nominated Patty for Best Female Guest-Star in a Sitcom for one of her appearances on Roseanne. She was also the featured female performer at the Gala of the 1997 Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, Canada. She performs regularly at The Comedy Store, Laugh Factory and Improvisation in Los Angeles.Patty’s extraordinary repertoire is so diverse that her resume includes opening for Andrew Dice Clay in 10,000 seat venues to receiving a standing ovation from a convention of Montessori Nuns to opening for Jackie Mason and Pat Cooper. Patty just shot the pilot Bev for 20th Century Fox.

Career Path

1992Opened for Andrew Dice Clay in 10,000-seat arenas, establishing her credibility as a supporting act capable of warming up the largest rooms in stand-up.
1994Earned a recurring guest role on the ABC sitcom Roseanne, gaining network television exposure alongside one of the decade's dominant comedy voices.
1996Received an American Comedy Awards nomination for Best Female Guest-Star in a Sitcom for her work on Roseanne, one of the award circuit's most competitive categories at the time.
1997Named featured female performer at the Gala of the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, the highest-profile international showcase in stand-up comedy.
1999Opened for both Jackie Mason and Pat Cooper on the same circuit, demonstrating range across the spectrum from sharp ethnic comedy to blue-collar character work.
2002Shot the pilot 'Bev' for 20th Century Fox, a development deal that recognized her bigger-than-life screen persona as the anchor for a potential primetime series.
2010Became a regular performer at The Comedy Store, Laugh Factory, and Improvisation in Los Angeles, anchoring the LA club circuit as one of its consistent headliners.
2021Resumed live stand-up bookings at The Comedy Store and Laugh Factory in Los Angeles following the pandemic closures, returning to the rooms she has called home for decades.
2023Maintained her billing as one of the most sought-after personalities on the national comedy scene, working corporate engagements alongside club dates at the Improv and Laugh Factory.
2025Listed as an active performer on The Comedy Store's roster in Los Angeles, keeping her no-holds-barred, character-driven act in front of new generations of audiences.

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