Ted Alexandro

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Ted Alexandro

A native New Yorker, Ted Alexandro has appeared on David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Comedy Central and Dr. Katz. He’d had two Half Hour Specials on Comedy Central. Ted began as a music teacher in NYC elementary schools, which he talks about in his stand up.  Now three decades into his comedy career, Ted is married with two toddlers – still using kids for comedic fodder, but but now they’re his own. Ted has Five Comedy Specials/Albums available to stream. Hi mist recent special “CUT/UP” is free on Youtube. Ted currently tours with Jim Gaffigan. Don’t miss the chance to see this master of the craft in action!

Career Path

2011Co-organized the Occupy Wall Street comedy rallies, lending his platform to politically engaged stand-up at a nationally covered civic moment.
2014Co-created the comedy web series Teachers Lounge with Hollis James, playing a music teacher opposite guest stars including Jim Gaffigan, Dave Attell, and Lewis Black.
2018Released the hour special Senior Class of Earth through Bill Burr's All Things Comedy network, marking his first full-length special outside the Comedy Central system.
2020Dropped the free YouTube special Cut/Up, his fifth comedy special overall, filmed before live audiences and positioned as a definitive document of three decades on the NYC circuit.
2023Toured nationally as Jim Gaffigan's opening act on the Fixer Upper Tour, playing arenas and theaters across the U.S. and Canada.
2024Continued as the featured opener on Jim Gaffigan's Barely Alive Tour, extending a multi-year touring partnership with one of comedy's top-grossing headliners.
2024Co-hosted the weekly podcast Ted Alexandro and Hollie Harper, a conversational comedy show reaching audiences across Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
1990sBuilt his stand-up foundation on the New York City circuit while working days as a music teacher in NYC elementary schools, drawing on classroom life as comedic source material.
2000sTaped two Comedy Central Half Hour Specials, joining the short list of NYC comics to headline that platform.
2000sAppeared on Late Night with David Letterman, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and the animated series Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, establishing himself as a TV-circuit fixture.

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