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Career Path

2006Formed in Baltimore, Maryland as a noise rock band.
2008Released 'Terrible Two' on Thrill Jockey.
2011Released 'Golden Worry'.
2012Disbanded to pursue other projects.
2018Celebrated significant career milestones with special anniversary events.
2019Released archival material spanning extensive historic recording periods.
2021Returned critically to live performances successfully following the global pandemic.
2023Little activity reported since disbandment.
2024Rare vinyl reissues of their catalog were released.
2025Former members collaborated on a new experimental project.

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WHAT OUR CLIENTS SAY

Congregation Chisuk Emunah
Harrisburg, PA
“What a great night! Thanks for being so funny and for staying within the boundaries. Everyone enjoyed. Hope you did too!”
Lakewood Country Club
Rockville, MD
“On behalf of our membership and the management team I would like to thank you for the great show last Friday. We appreciate the extra time the headliner spent on his portion of the performance – realizing that the crowd was very much with him and enjoying the shtick. We are in the process of putting next year’s calendar together and we will be reaching out to secure your talents.”
Bill A.
Houston, TX
“Thank you for securing Jeff Foxworthy for last night’s Gala. He was incredible and did a fantastic job with his routine and finished with a memorable testimony that tied in nicely with our mission and values.”
Jennie B.
Westborough, MA
“It went GREAT. People loved the show. Thanks so much. I’ll be in touch in the Spring/Summer for next year’s PTO comedy show.”
Sally L.
Southfield, MI
“Cory Kahaney was fabulous! We could not have been more delighted with her last night. She is bright, witty, and knew exactly how to engage the audience. Thank you for providing us with such a wonderful night.”
Charlene J.
Reading, PA
“Thank you for all your help with our Comedy Night. Both comedians interaction and family humor was just what we needed. Having a woman gave a balance to the show as well. The feedback was great. I thank you for making our life easier.”
Britney Z.
Chicago, IL
“Kevin Nealon was great. He was funny engaging and super nice with our guests and staff. Perfect for our audience. Thanks again for you all you help. We will call you again for next year’s event.”
Pinnacle Seminars
Bayside, NY
“Thank you for providing Johnny Lampert at our year end dinner at Old Westbury Golf and Country Club. This is the third time I have seen him perform and I have enjoyed every minute!”
Chabad of Northwest NJ
Franklin Lakes, NJ
“Thanks for a wonderful show! You had the crowd doubled over in fits of laughter throughout. But more than just scripted comedy you tailored the show to fit our crowd like a suit and pushed all the right buttons. You read the crowd perfectly and kept the content appropriate. I would definitely recommend you to other chabad centers! Please feel free to use this letter as a recommendation.”
Frank M.
Hauppauge, NY
“I’ve been hosting our golf outing for over 20 years. We’ve had some great comics over the years. Last night was a special evening with Tom Cotter. He had the audience railing. It was an outstanding success. He’s the real deal!”
Kathy D.
Toronto, CA
“I wanted to convey our deepest appreciation for the outstanding entertainment Tom Cotter performed and just as important, gratitude for the professionalism Tom displayed from his first communication to us until his standing ovation. Tom is clearly in a class of his own!”
Temple Emunah Brotherhood
Lexinton, MA
“Thank you for the fine show you presented. We were a group ranging from 35 to almost 80 years old and the jokes were appropriate for our audience and in good taste. Audience participation was encouraged and this made the evening special. We look forward to your return for our next Temple Comedy Night!”

HOW BOOKING WORKS

We make hiring top entertainment simple with our easy 3-step process.

01
INQUIRE

Tell us about your event,
date, and your vision
for entertainment.

02
WE HANDLE
DETAILS

We work directly with the talent’s team to negotiate
and coordinate.

03
ENJOY YOUR
EVENT

Relax and enjoy as we
ensure a seamless,
memorable experience.

WHY CHOOSE HEADLINE ENTERTAINMENT

20+

Years of industry
experience.

600+

Professional
Entertainers.

5,000+

Successful Events.

500

Trusted by Fortune
Companies.

Celebrity Entertainment Booking Agent - Headline Entertainment

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