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BIOGRAPHy

Comedian Vic DiBitetto churns energy, honesty and humanity into nonstop laughter. His pace is frenetic. His material vivid and true. He’s been called a cross between Rodney Dangerfield and Ralph Kramden. Vic was recently in Kevin James’ new movie Mall Cop: Blart 2, writes and produces his Ticked Off Vic segment for 95.5 WPLJ FM in New York City (reaches 3 million people) AND NJ101.5 FM in New Jersey (#1 radio station in NJ). Vic is also an An Internet Sensation with over 22 million YouTube Views and his now famous Bread and Milk and Justin Beiber viral rants. Named the Grand Marshal for the NYPD Columbia Association in the 2014 Columbus Day Parade in NYC and will walk at the front with Mayor de Blasio and Police Commissioner Bratton. Vic has appeared on television’s America’s Funniest People (ABC) where he was a $10,000 Grand Prize winner as well as Stand-Up Spotlight (VH1). In addition, Vic has performed at many of the nation’s best comedy venues such as New York City’s Dangerfield’s, Los Angeles’ Laugh Factory, Las Vegas’ Riviera Hotel and Atlantic City’s Borgata Hotel. A Pay Per View special and major US Tour are in current discussions.

Career Path

2013Video 'Bread and Milk' went viral, launching his internet fame.
2015Joined the cast of 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2'.
2018Starred in the Amazon Prime movie 'Abnormal Attraction'.
2019Released archival material spanning extensive historic recording periods.
2021Launched his own coffee brand.
2022Performed special residency dates successfully at major metropolitan theaters.
2023Continued to sell out theaters with his 'The Italian Hurricane' tour.
2024Remained a social media sensation with millions of followers.
2025Scheduled to release a new comedy film.
2026Expected to launch a nationwide historic tour highlighting legacy catalog.

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